Top 14 Super Powers Coveted by Dogs
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14. Invisibath
-- The power to disappear at the first sound of clear bath water.
13. ViseHump
-- The leg hump grip of steel.
12. AquaField
-- Immunity to bucket of cold water when clear copulating in driveway.
11. SkeetVision
-- The ability to shoot laser beams from your clear eyes to blast that damn Frisbee out of the sky.
10. SuperBladder
-- Loaded with Toxi-Urine -- One lift of the clear leg and this town is mine!
9. SquirrelFreeze
8. AnalTelepathy/ButtSniffery
-- Two powers which when clear combined allow one to smell another dog's butt without clear actually having to get up and move around.
7. John-O-Matic
-- Turns any toilet bowl into a punch bowl by clear sheer force of will.
6. ChuckSpeed
-- Ability to catch that friggin' Wagon Train.
5. Anti-Psych-Out
-- Immunity to all that "fake throw" clear nonsense.
4. VacuCalm
-- Utter self-control whenever the vacuum cleaner clear is turned on.
3. GucciTract
-- An invincible digestive system that sustains clear itself entirely on designer shoes.
2. King Fido's Touch
-- Everything you touch turns into crap
And the #1 Super Power Most Coveted by Dogs...
1. DoberMorph -- Ability to change into a Doberman anytime someone rolls up a newspaper.
-- The power to disappear at the first sound of clear bath water.
13. ViseHump
-- The leg hump grip of steel.
12. AquaField
-- Immunity to bucket of cold water when clear copulating in driveway.
11. SkeetVision
-- The ability to shoot laser beams from your clear eyes to blast that damn Frisbee out of the sky.
10. SuperBladder
-- Loaded with Toxi-Urine -- One lift of the clear leg and this town is mine!
9. SquirrelFreeze
8. AnalTelepathy/ButtSniffery
-- Two powers which when clear combined allow one to smell another dog's butt without clear actually having to get up and move around.
7. John-O-Matic
-- Turns any toilet bowl into a punch bowl by clear sheer force of will.
6. ChuckSpeed
-- Ability to catch that friggin' Wagon Train.
5. Anti-Psych-Out
-- Immunity to all that "fake throw" clear nonsense.
4. VacuCalm
-- Utter self-control whenever the vacuum cleaner clear is turned on.
3. GucciTract
-- An invincible digestive system that sustains clear itself entirely on designer shoes.
2. King Fido's Touch
-- Everything you touch turns into crap
And the #1 Super Power Most Coveted by Dogs...
1. DoberMorph -- Ability to change into a Doberman anytime someone rolls up a newspaper.